Kourtney Kardashian, Mother Of Three, Is Having Herself A WEEK On Instagram

Is there any doubt that Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are the top two best in the evil empire? All the looks and none of the bullshit or plastic body parts that comes with the rest of them. Obviously, if there was an NFL draft of the Kardashians, Kendall would be number one, no doubt. But you could make a case for Kourtney in the second spot. Sure, she may be creeping up on 40, but at least with her, you don’t have to sell your soul to the devil or at least as far as I know.

With her slimy ex-husband (I think? I don’t know the ins and outs of these people, I just pretend to so I can churn out these articles) kicking it in Miami with like a 7.8, the mother of three had to remind Disick what’s really good.

Even at 37, the only Kardashian that I’m certain isn’t at least part android is still killing it.