Woman’s horror after cops find her sex toy

She thought it was an intruder… it was actually just her vibrator.

A German woman’s heartstopping intruder terror turned to red-faced mortification after she called police to her house… only to discover she was afraid of her own vibrator.

The woman – who has understandably declined to be identified – rang the cops to report a strange sound in her home. She could hear a buzzing noise which she thought was someone attempting to break in with an electric drill.

When they arrived, officers scoped out the property and found the woman’s personal vibrator buzzing away in the bathtub.

“They went up to the upper floor with the caller and localised the suspected intruder in the bathroom,” the police report reads, in a stroke of comedic genius. “He lay in the tub, was blushing, and jumped uncontrollably.

“The [woman] was relieved that it was not a burglar and cried, ‘this is my vibrator.’ This was the blue mole model. After the intruder was put, the forces of the forces went off again and waived a trace search.”

We just hope they also told her, “This is not a drill.”