Brittany Furlan: 18 Hottest Photos of Tommy Lee’s GF on Instagram

Do you think Tommy Lee cares that we all know what his dong look likes? Probably not, right? That video of him and Pamela Anderson back in 2002 tortured adolescents with unrealistic expectations for themselves and their partners for years.

Anyway, Lee is now 54-years-old and still crushing the game hard body. The Mötley Crüe drummer was recently caught in public sucking face with 30-year-old former Vine star Brittany Furlan, the most followed female video star on Vine back in 2015. She’s a smart, clever and ridiculously attractive lady and it makes me want to punch Lee in the weiner if not for the fear that I would break my hand.

Furlan is super hot. Like way, mega, unbelievably hot. I always envisioned myself married with some almost grown kids at 54. But if I could somehow become world famous and rich and live out a Lee-like life as a middle ager, I’d take that instead. Dude is slaying just a few years short of his AARP application. Some guys have all the luck, amirite?

In case you want to be made to feel inadequate, check out Furlan’s gallery above. It will make you hate Lee even more than you did as a kid waiting for your parents to go to sleep so you could sneak downstairs and pop his sex tape with Pamela Anderson into the VCR. Yeah, we all did it. #NoShame

Enjoy, you sick savages.

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