Britney Spears Put On A Runway Show In Her House To Remind Us She’s Alive

Got to hand it to Britney Spears, she’s got some spunk. She’s the pop star that refuses to die.

Just when you think she’s done everything under the sun to seem simultaneously hot and crazy, she forces her housekeeper (total guess) to film her strutting down the halls of her own home.

Normally in a situation like this, I’d suggest the revered Hot-Crazy Matrix, but Britney Spears is to the Hot-Crazy Matrix what Donald Trump is to the American government. The usual laws of logic and reason don’t apply.

So take this for what it is. Is Britney anywhere close to where she was when she was inspiring millions of young boys to bust out the hand lotion for the first time? No. But would you want your wife to be doing this when you’re 35? 1000%.