Every time I write abut Nicki Minaj, I always make sure to include the following: while I’m a relatively confident dude, at the end of the day, I know if the opportunity to smash Nicki Minaj ever presented itself to me, I’d be severely sexually outclassed and would be in way over my head.
Kinda like a toddler playing the piano –I’d pushing random buttons with no particular rhyme or reason, thinking I was making beautiful music, but in reality, I’m actually just completely embarrassing myself.
Now that we’ve gotten my Nicki Minaj-article-disclaimer out of the way, we can get to the topic at hand: that Nicki’s been LIGHTING UP Instagram ever since dumping Meek Mill’s whack ass.
And just when we thought she couldn’t possibly top herself, she does exactly that.