{"id":9257,"date":"2017-02-04T13:55:30","date_gmt":"2017-02-04T13:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=9257"},"modified":"2017-02-04T13:55:30","modified_gmt":"2017-02-04T13:55:30","slug":"womans-horror-after-cops-find-her-sex-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=9257","title":{"rendered":"Woman&#8217;s horror after cops find her sex toy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She thought it was an intruder&#8230; it was actually just her vibrator.<\/p>\n<p>A German woman&#8217;s heartstopping intruder terror turned to red-faced mortification after she called police to her house&#8230; only to discover she was afraid of her own vibrator.<\/p>\n<p>The woman \u2013 who has understandably declined to be identified \u2013 rang the cops to report a strange sound in her home. She could hear a buzzing noise which she thought was someone attempting to break in with an electric drill.<\/p>\n<p>When they arrived, officers scoped out the property and found the woman&#8217;s personal vibrator buzzing away in the bathtub.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They went up to the upper floor with the caller and localised the suspected intruder in the bathroom,&#8221; the police report reads, in a stroke of comedic genius. &#8220;He lay in the tub, was blushing, and jumped uncontrollably.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9258\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9258\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a0e7a73_985cop.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9258\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a0e7a73_985cop.jpg\" alt=\"The cops thought it was hilarious. (Posed by model.) Source: Getty \" width=\"630\" height=\"899\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a0e7a73_985cop.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a0e7a73_985cop-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a0e7a73_985cop-300x428.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9258\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The cops thought it was hilarious. (Posed by model.) Source: Getty<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;The [woman] was relieved that it was not a burglar and cried, &#8216;this is my vibrator.&#8217; This was the blue mole model. After the intruder was put, the forces of the forces went off again and waived a trace search.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We just hope they also told her, &#8220;This is not a drill.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a15d9f8_639drill.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9259\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a15d9f8_639drill.jpg\" alt=\"5892b4a15d9f8_639drill\" width=\"630\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a15d9f8_639drill.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/5892b4a15d9f8_639drill-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She thought it was an intruder&#8230; it was actually just her vibrator. A German woman&#8217;s heartstopping intruder terror turned to red-faced mortification after she called police to her house&#8230; only to discover she was afraid of her own vibrator. The woman \u2013 who has understandably declined to be identified \u2013 rang the cops to report &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9260,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[391],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.7.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Woman&#039;s horror after cops find her sex toy - TheFastFashion.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=9257\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Woman&#039;s horror after cops find her sex toy - TheFastFashion.com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"She thought it was an intruder&#8230; it was actually just her vibrator. 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