{"id":8739,"date":"2017-01-27T02:27:44","date_gmt":"2017-01-27T02:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=8739"},"modified":"2017-01-27T02:27:44","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T02:27:44","slug":"bella-thorne-checking-in-to-remind-you-shes-still-very-hot-but-also-still-very-crazy-8-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=8739","title":{"rendered":"Bella Thorne Checking In To Remind You She\u2019s Still Very Hot But Also Still Very Crazy (8 Photos)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every guy knows, or at least&nbsp;<em>should&nbsp;<\/em>know, about the<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span>hot\/crazy matrix. For those not in the know, the hot\/crazy matrix is a science as crucial and concrete at Newton\u2019s three laws, as it is, or at least&nbsp;<em>should be<\/em>, every red-blooded male\u2019s guiding ideology.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I\u2019m starting to worry Bella Thorne may be on the wrong end of the hot\/crazy matrix. If were using the hallowed guidelines of the matrix, Bella Thorne is easy past an 8 on the hot axis, putting her in potentially 1 of 4 categories.:<\/p>\n<p>Unicorns, wife zone, date zone, and of course, the danger zone. As we all know, or at least, as we all&nbsp;<em>should&nbsp;<\/em>know, a unicorn has not yet been discovered, so that\u2019s off the table. Wife zone is also off the table, because Bella Thorne was a child actress, and therefore you know is going to unravel one day down the road. So that only leaves the date zone, which, unfortunately, is also not an option. I\u2019m pretty sure ol\u2019 Bella here went through 3 legitimate boyfriends during 2016 (that we know of), and if you want to know how something is going to act in the future, you should first look at its past.<\/p>\n<p>So, by decree of the hot\/crazy Matrix, Bella Thorne is officially in the danger zone, and her blue hair is just a visual representation of that.<\/p>\n<p>But, all that said, do I think Bella Thorne\u2019s crazy blue hair is hot? 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