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Is nothing sacred anymore? Can\u2019t rich athletes sleep with thirsty groupies without getting the details of their manhood blasted into the airwaves? These athletes are going to have to start making these chicks sign NDAs.<\/p>\n

While appearing on a radio show called\u201cHollywood Unlocked,\u201d Jason Lee asked Instagram model Elizabeth Ruiz if the Denver Broncos\u2019 Von Miller had a \u201cbig weenie.\u201d Ruiz, who was in a sex tape with Miller, has moved on from beefing with the linebacker to publicly shaming a wide receiver instead.  That poor receiver is none other than Washington\u2019s DeSean Jackson.<\/p>\n

While there is no sex tape between the two, Ruiz still felt the need to comment on Jackson\u2019s genetics.<\/p>\n

\u201cI mean I can tell you who has a small one,\u201d Ruiz said.<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026DeSean Jackson,\u201d she responded. \u201cMan, he\u2019s built like an Asian.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cold-blooded shit right there.<\/p>\n

Quick advice to the professional athletes of the world, you should probabblyyyy stop smashing Elizabeth Ruiz: she\u2019ll either blackmail you with a sex tape or tell the entire world you have a tiny ding dong. Lose, lose scenario, especially considering Ruiz is no better than a 7.5.
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And of course, whenever I can work a <\/span>Seinfeld<\/em>, <\/span>South Park<\/em>, or <\/span>Chappelle\u2019s Show<\/em> <\/span>reference into an article, you bet your ass I will. Today\u2019s winner is <\/span>Chappelle\u2019s Show<\/em> <\/span>\u2014 the sketch where he makes women sign a \u2018love contract.\u2019<\/p>\n

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