{"id":6918,"date":"2017-01-23T02:41:38","date_gmt":"2017-01-23T02:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=6918"},"modified":"2017-01-23T02:42:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-23T02:42:09","slug":"you-are-better-than-a-smoky-eye-so-dont-ask-for-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=6918","title":{"rendered":"You Are Better Than a Smoky Eye \u2014 So Don’t Ask For It Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

After being a makeup artist for over a decade, I can pretty much size you up the minute I see you coming. I can quickly assess you by your outfit, your bag, your hairstyle, and your jewelry and know immediately that you want only a <\/span>tinted moisturizer. I know that, even when you say you want something more than that, you won’t like it.<\/p>\n

I know that you use retinol everyday without you telling me. I know that you have botox and fillers. I know that you only wear chapstick on your very chapped lips. When you say “Um yeah, I have an eye cream,” with hesitation, I know that you are referring to the free Clinique sample that has been in your drawer for at least a year. I also know that you are compulsively plucking your brows that “just never grow!”<\/p>\n

I don’t judge. I really don’t care what you do at home. Please, I am asking you to just be honest.<\/p>\n

I can also tell as soon as you sit in my chair, if you can handle a lot of makeup or not. But without fail at least once a day, a preppy, non-makeup wearing woman will sit down and look me straight in the face and say “I think I would like a smoky eye.”<\/p>\n

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