updates<\/em><\/li>\r\n \t\r\n<\/ul>\r\n\r\n<\/div>\nFrom the moment last summer that it was announced, I had a feeling bringing back Palpatine was probably a bad idea. We\u2019ve seen that story before, in the old \u201cDark Empire\u201d comics from the early \u201990s, and that certainly didn\u2019t go well. And there were no hints whatsoever in \u201cThe Force Awakens\u201d or \u201cThe Last Jedi\u201d that there was some secret other power out there. But I figured it would all depend on how JJ Abrams and friends handled it. Maybe they could make this scenario complement the other movies, and add some extra layers to future viewings of this new trilogy. Hell, the original trilogy managed to make \u201cfrom a certain point of view\u201d not sound like an insult to your intelligence.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, that\u2019s not how it went at all.<\/p>\n
Palpatine\u2019s presence, as it turns out, is super jarring, and makes so much of what happened in the previous two movies either meaningless or nonsensical. Watching the first two movies in this trilogy after seeing \u201cThe Rise of Skywalker\u201d is a bizarre experience now. I\u2019m not sure the \u201cStar Wars\u201d movies have ever been this much of a mess \u2014 the prequels are terribly made movies, but at least they have an over-arching plot that more or less makes sense. This new trilogy is pure madness.<\/p>\n
A lot of that is just due to the sheer scale of what the Emperor does in \u201cThe Rise of Skywalker.\u201d We\u2019re told that Palpatine orchestrated the rise of the First Order after the Empire\u2019s defeat at the end of \u201cReturn of the Jedi,\u201d and that he literally created Snoke (Andy Serkis) to lead it. Created, as in physically made him \u2014 in the that big temple on Exogol we see a big tube with a half-made Snoke body in it. So we can, in theory, say that everything Snoke ever did was because Emperor Palpatine told him to do it. I don\u2019t see any other way to interpret this turn of events with the minimal explanations we\u2019re given in this movie.<\/p>\n\n
Not only that, but as it turns out, while the First Order was out there building an army and a big fleet, Palpatine was hanging out on Exogol with a huge fleet of his own buried in the ice, each equipped with a planet-killing Death Star superlaser. The Emperor has had a thousand Death Stars, basically. And none of them were ever even used until one of them blew up a planet in \u201cThe Rise of Skywalker.\u201d<\/p>\n
This basic premise really messes up basically everything from \u201cThe Force Awakens\u201d and \u201cThe Last Jedi.\u201d The entire conflict between the Resistance and the First Order becomes weirdly kinda low stakes with the Emperor lurking out there with his thousand Death Stars. Why would the First Order do all that work to hollow out a planet and build Starkiller Base, their own new and improved Death Star, when Palpatine could have just given them a few of the Death Stars he already had?<\/p>\n
Maybe more problematic is the issue of Rey\u2019s (Daisy Ridley) lineage. It\u2019s not necessarily a problem that she\u2019s Palpatine\u2019s granddaughter. It is\u00a0extremely\u00a0an issue that, as we\u2019re told practically as an afterthought, Luke (Mark Hamill) and Leia (Carrie Fisher) knew about it. That little tidbit makes everything Luke has done in this trilogy seem extra bizarre and stupid.<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s break it down real quick. When Lando shows up in \u201cThe Rise of Skywalker\u201d on the desert planet Pasaana, he tells the gang that he originally came there more than a decade before with Luke. The two of them were searching for Exogol, which that snow planet where Palpatine is hanging out in the movie.<\/p>\n
They came to Pasaana because they were chasing an old Jedi hunter from the before times. But they just found an empty ship and no clues. Now, the reason this Jedi hunter was on Pasaana was because he had been pursuing Rey on Palpatine\u2019s behalf. But the hunter only found her parents, because they had left her on Jakku. So he killed the parents and bailed before Luke and Lando got there. And I guess Luke and Lando gave up on the search since Lando is still there many years later.<\/p>\n
Left unsaid is why Luke and Lando were trying to find Exogol, but there are a couple easy guesses I could make. The option that looks best for \u201cThe Rise of Skywalker\u201d is that Luke knew there was a Sith temple there and wanted to check it out, but didn\u2019t know that anything further was going on. But that doesn\u2019t seem like a likely story, because they aren\u2019t looking for clues \u2014 they\u2019re looking for people who are alive and know things about Exogol. And since Luke in the present knew about Rey\u2019s family, then this whole adventure looking for Exogol has to be where he learned about her.<\/p>\n
So Luke knew about Exogol, and he knew that a Jedi hunter came out of retirement to actively hunt some folks. He probably, given his knowledge of Rey\u2019s family in the present, knew that Palpatine had had a family and at least one grandkid, and that that family was running around the galaxy to get away from Palpatine\u2019s agents, even though Palpatine was already long dead by then. The only possible takeaway from that collection of evidence is that something weird and probably bad is happening. Something that Luke, as the only Jedi at the time, would need to be wary of.<\/p>\n\n
So fast forward to Luke was training Ben Solo (Adam Driver) and a bunch of others to become Jedi a few years before \u201cThe Force Awakens,\u201d he and Leia both sensed the existence of Snoke (Andy Serkis). And they knew that Snoke was trying to turn Ben to the dark side by some means \u2014 the how of that situation has not been made clear in any movies or books thus far. But a new comic released this week, \u201cThe Rise of Kylo Ren #1,\u201d appears to reveal that not only did Luke know about Snoke by that time, but they actually had fought before and Luke was responsible for Snoke looking all messed up in the movies.<\/p>\n
It always felt like kind of a stretch that Luke would exile himself and cut himself off from the Force \u2014 let alone be cool with doing extrajudicial murder on his nephew \u2014 as explained in \u201cThe Last Jedi,\u201d but when I\u2019m in a generous mood I can allow for the idea that Luke thought he would do more harm than good after the stuff with Ben happen. But this new information makes that impossible to justify, unless you wanna argue that Luke is too dumb to put these pieces together. He had to have known, for\u00a0decades\u00a0before the emergence of the First Order, that there was some big shadowy threat out there.<\/p>\n
Hopefully, when we eventually get a novel or comic book that tells the story of this little adventure he had with Lando, this will make more sense. But right now, it does not.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s the consequence of this weird, completely random addition of Emperor Palpatine to this trilogy. The fact that he was out there, orchestrating the creation of the First Order and hoarding a bunch of Death Stars, really alters the plot of the previous two movies in ways that those movies simply cannot support. This retcon just does not work.<\/p>\n\n
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