{"id":50246,"date":"2017-09-08T00:31:55","date_gmt":"2017-09-08T00:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=50246"},"modified":"2017-09-08T00:31:55","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T00:31:55","slug":"man-loves-macbook-much-decided-marry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=50246","title":{"rendered":"Man loves his MacBook so much he decided to marry it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A deluded Alabama man who \u201cmarried\u201d his MacBook computer is suing state officials for refusing to recognize the nuptials.<\/p>\n<p>Chris Sevier, who \u201cmarried an object in New Mexico with female-like features,\u201d said Blount County Probate Judge Chris Green \u201carbitrarily denied\u201d his request for a new marriage license because Green found his relationship to be \u201cmorally repugnant,\u201d according to his federal lawsuit.<\/p>\n<p>The self-described \u201cmachinist\u201d has filed multiple lawsuits involving his blushing computer bride, including one that sought to force a baker to make a wedding cake for the odd couple.<\/p>\n<p>The cyber nut, a former attorney who lives Oneonta, filed his latest suit on behalf of a trio of polygamists who also want their marriage to each other recognized by the state of Alabama.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe governor is overseeing laws that give benefits to homosexuals who are married but not machinists, zoophiles, and polygamists in violation of both the First and Fourteenth Amendments,\u201d the suit said.<\/p>\n<div class=\"e3lan e3lan-in-post1\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Sevier also accuses the Attorney General\u2019s Office, which is named as a defendant, of giving \u201cspecial treatment\u201d to gays in the rambling, 46-page complaint&nbsp;first reported by AL.com.<\/p>\n<p>Green told&nbsp;<span class=\"skimlinks-unlinked\">AL.com<\/span>&nbsp;that he denied the plaintiffs\u2019 marriage requests because they made them over the phone and not in person.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just said I wouldn\u2019t do that in Blount County,\u201d he said. \u201cNo way, no how.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He also said state law doesn\u2019t permit him to issue marriage licenses to polygamists \u2013 or people seeking to marry an \u201cinanimate object.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In 2014,&nbsp;Sevier said he married a pornography-laden machine&nbsp;after he began \u201cpreferring sex with my computer over sex with real women.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A deluded Alabama man who \u201cmarried\u201d his MacBook computer is suing state officials for refusing to recognize the nuptials. 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