{"id":49801,"date":"2017-09-06T02:08:15","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T02:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=49801"},"modified":"2017-09-06T02:08:59","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T02:08:59","slug":"woman-ends-tinder-date-stuck-window-trying-grab-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=49801","title":{"rendered":"Woman ends Tinder date stuck in window trying to grab her own poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\" style='font: bold 19px\/23px LiberationSerifRegular, \"Times New Roman\", Times, serif; margin: 0px 8px 10px; padding: 0px; border: 0px currentColor; color: rgb(41, 41, 41); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; text-decoration-color: initial; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial;'>A WOMAN got herself stuck between two windows in the middle of a horror Tinder date. That\u2019s not even the worst part.<\/p>\n<p class=\"intro\" style='font: bold 19px\/23px LiberationSerifRegular, \"Times New Roman\", Times, serif; margin: 0px 8px 10px; padding: 0px; border: 0px currentColor; color: rgb(41, 41, 41); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; text-decoration-color: initial; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial;'><div class=\"box shadow  \"><div class=\"box-inner-block\"><i class=\"fa tie-shortcode-boxicon\"><\/i>\n\t\t\t\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">An eventful evening for Temple fire crews. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FNbCNuVu5z\">https:\/\/t.co\/FNbCNuVu5z<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gZS8Cpmn9q\">pic.twitter.com\/gZS8Cpmn9q<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Avon Fire &amp; Rescue (@AvonFireRescue) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AvonFireRescue\/status\/905078218880929792\">September 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"intro\" style='font: bold 19px\/23px LiberationSerifRegular, \"Times New Roman\", Times, serif; margin: 0px 8px 10px; padding: 0px; border: 0px currentColor; color: rgb(41, 41, 41); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; text-decoration-color: initial; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial;'><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\" async=\"\"><\/script>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n<div id=\"story-info\"><div class=\"e3lan e3lan-in-post1\"><\/div>\n&nbsp;Thought your first date was crap? This Tinder hookup ended with a woman being pried off of a window after she got stuck trying to grab her poop.On Tuesday, Liam Smyth&nbsp;launched a GoFundMe campaign&nbsp;to replace his $357 window \u2014 after firefighters had to destroy it to save his feces-flinging Tinderella.<\/p>\n<p>It all started when Smyth took his date to Nando\u2019s, a Portuguese restaurant in Bristol, UK. Afterward, he took her back to his apartment, where they Netflix\u2019d and chilled.<\/p>\n<p>But when his date got up and went to the bathroom, she returned panicked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u200a\u2018I went for a poo in your toilet,\u2019 she told me,\u201d Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe campaign site. But when the toilet wouldn\u2019t flush, she lost her head a little: \u201cI reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, her poop didn\u2019t make it out the window at all. Due to a design quirk, the bundle instead fell inside the wide gap between the window\u2019s two panes.<\/p>\n<p>With the night already ruined, the pair went into the bathroom to try to solve the crappy problem. The windows open from the top, so Smyth\u2019s date \u2014 an amateur gymnast \u2014 got a boost from Smyth, then went upside down into the gap from above, grasping for her turd.<\/p>\n<p>Her No. 2 rescue mission was a success: She handed the bundle back to Smyth.<\/p>\n<p>But when she asked him to pull her back in, he couldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>After trying for 15 minutes, Smyth called the fire department. She was thankfully rescued after an additional 15 minutes, but firefighters had to destroy the window in the process.<\/p>\n<p>A rep for Avon Fire and Rescue service&nbsp;told the Bristol Post, \u201cWe received a call at 22:41 to one female trapped between interior and exterior glass. Two crews were sent from Temple station and she was rescued using hand tools.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"e3lan e3lan-in-post2\"><p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><em>Adv<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n \t<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bagfactory.com.hk\/216\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Sun Winning Ind Co<\/strong><\/span><\/a>: Manufacture of Canvas Bag, Recycle Bad in China<\/li>\r\n \t<li><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theunitravel.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">TheUniTravel.com<\/a><\/strong><\/span> : Find the latest\u00a0<em>travel<\/em>\u00a0and tourism\u00a0<em>news<\/em>\u00a0from around the world. Stay informed with\u00a0<em>travel news<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0<em>updates<\/em><\/li>\r\n \t\r\n<\/ul>\r\n\r\n<\/div>\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"650\" height=\"1000\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-49804\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/dgfhbg.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/dgfhbg.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/dgfhbg-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/dgfhbg-300x462.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So far, Smyth has received more than $1,000 on his GoFundMe page. He plans to donate the leftover amount to good causes: to the local firefighters\u2019 charity and to an organization that provides flushing toilets in developing countries.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the messy first date, Smyth says they met up again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe did go and meet for a drink to discuss setting up the crowdfunder,\u201d he told Bristol Post. \u201cShe\u2019s a lovely girl. I\u2019m not sure what\u2019s going to happen \u2014 I\u2019m really busy with my dissertation at the moment \u2014 but I\u2019d certainly be open to seeing her again.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A WOMAN got herself stuck between two windows in the middle of a horror Tinder date. That\u2019s not even the worst part. &nbsp;Thought your first date was crap? This Tinder hookup ended with a woman being pried off of a window after she got stuck trying to grab her poop.On Tuesday, Liam Smyth&nbsp;launched a GoFundMe &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":49802,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.7.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Woman ends Tinder date stuck in window trying to grab her own poop - TheFastFashion.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=49801\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Woman ends Tinder date stuck in window trying to grab her own poop - TheFastFashion.com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A WOMAN got herself stuck between two windows in the middle of a horror Tinder date. 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