{"id":4853,"date":"2016-12-20T01:07:56","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T01:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=4853"},"modified":"2016-12-20T01:07:56","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T01:07:56","slug":"this-airplane-meal-leaves-little-to-the-imagination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=4853","title":{"rendered":"This airplane meal leaves little to the imagination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This meal is fit for members of the mile-high club.<\/p>\n<p>A Qantas business flier en route from Sydney to Brisbane got an eyeful when a flight attendant delivered her afternoon snack of six dumplings and something very phallic.<\/p>\n<div class=\"teads-inread\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<p>Neither her tray table nor her side dish was in the upright position \u2014 but the mysterious shriveled veggie took food porn to new heights.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI asked the server what it was \u2026 and he told me that it was a root vegetable,\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/lifestyle\/food\/eat\/the-qantas-meal-that-will-give-you-nightmares-for-years-to-come\/news-story\/764b9082e3ff5ebd4ebcbdf4992352ec?utm_content=SocialFlow&amp;utm_campaign=EditorialSF&amp;utm_source=News.com.au&amp;utm_medium=Facebook\">she told news.com.au<\/a>. \u201cI asked him to pass me my phone so I could take a photo \u2026 I never take photos of food but this was too funny to pass up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe blushed and was very apologetic, I don\u2019t think he had ever seen anything quite like it \u2026 the lady next to me was cracking up,\u201d she said on condition of anonymity.<\/p>\n<p>The puzzled passenger left the blackened rod untouched \u2014&nbsp;but scarfed down the dumplings and described them as \u201cdelicious.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She later posted her penile pic on Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs that food, or in-flight entertainment?\u201d one user asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you ask for a stiff drink to accompany it?\u201d another inquired.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDefinitely a root vegetable they couldn\u2019t serve on Virgin,\u201d a third added.<\/p>\n<p>Food connoisseurs finally agreed that the salacious serving was almost certainly eggplant.<\/p>\n<p>The Qantas domestic business class menu is developed in conjunction with Neil Perry, a chef with Aussie restaurant group Rockpool.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe cornerstone of good cooking is to source the finest produce,\u201d the site says under its Qantas section.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRockpool Consulting endeavours to deliver above and beyond in-flight, bringing restaurant quality to the skies with one eye always cast on consistency, seasonality and quality of food.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In a statement, Qantas described the innuendo-infused meal as: \u201cSteamed Vegetarian Dumplings with Chilli Black Vinegar and Soy Dressing. The dumplings are accompanied with steamed Japanese Eggplant, which is used commonly in Asian meals. Based on this picture, we may look at renaming it Dumpling Surprise.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman, who planned to fly Qantas to LA next week, laughed off the episode, telling<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><span class=\"skimlinks-unlinked\">news.com.au<\/span><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span>she has \u201chigh hopes\u201d for her next in-flight meal.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This meal is fit for members of the mile-high club. 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