{"id":2621,"date":"2016-06-16T03:18:53","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T03:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beautycategory.com\/?p=2621"},"modified":"2016-06-16T03:18:53","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T03:18:53","slug":"this-target-employee-is-responsible-for-telling-guests-the-store-is-closing-just-listen-how","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=2621","title":{"rendered":"This Target Employee Is Responsible For Telling Guests The Store Is Closing. Just Listen How&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>&#8220;Attention shoppers, the store is now closing.&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; color: #333333; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; word-spacing: 0px; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; widows: 1; background-color: #ffffff; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\">That&#8217;s what customers hear as a store begins to close up shop for the night. A voice over the PA system patiently asks them to gather their belongings and proceed to the register. Basically, it&#8217;s the same thing every time (even when the store isn&#8217;t using a recording).<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; color: #333333; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; word-spacing: 0px; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; widows: 1; background-color: #ffffff; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\">This Target has its employees announce the closing of the store over the PA system. After a few weeks of closing, this guy decided to get a little creative with his message.<\/p>\n<h3>Ah, boredom. It causes so many wonderful things!<\/h3>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/169731681?autoplay=0\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<h3>Well, that&#8217;s one way to keep your job interesting!<\/h3>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; color: #333333; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; word-spacing: 0px; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; widows: 1; background-color: #ffffff; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\">And that third voice?<\/p>\n<p class=\"image-center\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; width: 646.65px; color: #333333; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; word-spacing: 0px; display: inline-block; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; widows: 1; background-color: #ffffff; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg img-responsive\" src=\"http:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/xT8qB1vXPzCJRColyM\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\" data-giphy-url=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/paulmccartney-paul-mccartney-pure-xT8qB1vXPzCJRColyM\" data-giphy-rating=\"g\" data-giphy-source=\"\" data-giphy-id=\"xT8qB1vXPzCJRColyM\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-img-credit\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; color: #333333; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; word-spacing: 0px; white-space: normal; box-sizing: border-box; widows: 1; background-color: #ffffff; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\"><a title=\"Giphy URL\" href=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/paulmccartney-paul-mccartney-pure-xT8qB1vXPzCJRColyM\" target=\"_blank\">Giphy<\/a><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Attention shoppers, the store is now closing.&#8221; That&#8217;s what customers hear as a store begins to close up shop for the night. 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