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Q: What’s a monster’s favorite play?
\nA: Romeo and Ghouliet!<\/div>\n
Q: What’s a haunted chicken?
\nA: A poultry-geist!<\/div>\n
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
\nA: Scare spray!<\/div>\n
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
\nA: Pumpkin pi!<\/div>\n
Q: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
\nA: Because everyone was a goblin!<\/div>\n
Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
\nA: Rap music.<\/div>\n
Q: Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
\nA: Because he was wrapped up in himself!<\/div>\n
Q: What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
\nA: A dead end!<\/div>\n
Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
\nA: Because people are dying to get in!<\/div>\n
Q: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
\nA: Ghoulash!<\/div>\n
Q: Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
\nA: MaliBOO!<\/div>\n
Q: What does a bird say at Halloween?
\nA: “Twick or tweet.”<\/div>\n
Q: Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
\nA: To the witch doctor!<\/div>\n
Q: What position does a ghost play in soccer?
\nA: Ghoulie!<\/div>\n
Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
\nA: Prank-enstein!<\/div>\n
Q: What room is useless for a ghost?
\nA: A living room!<\/div>\n
Q: Why don’t bats live alone?
\nA: They like to hang out with their friends!<\/div>\n
Q: What animal is good at cricket?
\nA: A bat!<\/div>\n
Q: What do little monsters eat?
\nA: Alpha-bat soup!<\/div>\n
Q: What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
\nA: Sham-boo!<\/div>\n
Q: Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
\nA: A scare center!<\/div>\n
Q: What key opens a Haunted House?
\nA: A spooKEY!<\/div>\n
Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
\nA: He was a pain in the neck!<\/div>\n
Q: Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
\nA: His ghoul friend.<\/div>\n
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
\nA: Bam-BOO!<\/div>\n
Q: What breed of dog does Dracula have?
\nA: A bloodhound!<\/div>\n
Q: What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?
\nA: A monster riding a tricycle!<\/div>\n
Q: Which witch is good when it’s dark?
\nA: A lights-witch!<\/div>\n
Q: What’s the best way to talk to a monster?
\nA: From afar!<\/div>\n
Q: What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
\nA: Fang mail.<\/div>\n
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
\nA: His transparents.<\/div>\n
Q: What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
\nA: Lazy bones!<\/div>\n
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
\nA: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”<\/div>\n
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
\nA: Wait until he’s ripe!<\/div>\n
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
\nA: Broom service!<\/div>\n
Q: What animal is best at baseball?
\nA: A bat!<\/div>\n
Q: Which circus performers can see in the dark?
\nA: The acro-bats!<\/div>\n
Q: Where should a 500 pound monster go?
\nA: On a diet!<\/div>\n
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
\nA: He felt rotten!<\/div>\n
Q: Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
\nA: Because he only had one pupil!<\/div>\n
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
\nA: Because there are so many plots there!<\/div>\n
Q: What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
\nA: It was love at first bite!<\/div>\n
Q: Why did the vampire flunk art class?
\nA: Because he could only draw blood!<\/div>\n
Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
\nA: A blood test!<\/div>\n
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
\nA: A nectarine.<\/div>\n
Q: What pants do ghosts wear?
\nA: BOO jeans.<\/div>\n
Q: What did the skeleton order with his drink?
\nA: A mop.<\/div>\n
Q: Why did the mummy get a headache?
\nA: Because he was GOBLIN his candy!<\/div>\n
Q: Where did the ghost go on vacation?
\nA: The BOO-hamas!<\/div>\n
Q: What is the problem with two twin witches?
\nA: You never know which witch is which!<\/div>\n
Q: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
\nA: A chicken sand witch.<\/div>\n
Q: What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
\nA: A pumpkin patch.<\/div>\n
Q: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
\nA: Because you can see right through him.<\/div>\n
Q: Who won the zombie war?
\nA: Nobody, it was dead even.<\/div>\n
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
\nA: Fish and ships!<\/div>\n
Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
\nA: Spare ribs!<\/div>\n
Q: What’s a monster’s favorite place to swim?
\nA: Lake Eerie!<\/div>\n
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
\nA: Tickle her funny bone!<\/div>\n
Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
\nA: Because he didn’t have the guts.<\/div>\n
Q: What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
\nA: A wide scream TV.<\/div>\n
Q: What school subject is a witch good at?
\nA: Spelling.<\/div>\n
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
\nA: “Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”<\/div>\n
Q: Why did Dracula go to the library?
\nA: He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!<\/div>\n
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
\nA: I scream.<\/div>\n
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
\nA: Take away her W.<\/div>\n
Q: Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
\nA: Because he wanted to get some muscles!<\/div>\n
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
\nA: Dayscare!<\/div>\n
Q: Where does Dracula keep his money?
\nA: In a blood bank!<\/div>\n
Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
\nA: Scream cheese!<\/div>\n
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
\nA: Because he was out standing in his field!<\/div>\n
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?
\nA: Because he had no body to go with.<\/div>\n
Q: What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
\nA: “Let’s get glowing.”<\/div>\n
Q: What monster wears the most clothes?
\nA: A werewolf!<\/div>\n
Q: What do skeletons say before they start to eat?
\nA: Bone appetite.<\/div>\n
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
\nA: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!<\/div>\n
Q: What do you call witches who live together?
\nA: Broom-mates!<\/div>\n
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
\nA: Because of all the coffin!<\/div>\n
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
\nA: Straw-berries!<\/div>\n\n
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