That\u2019s it, I give up. Kylie wins.<\/p>\n
She could paint herself orange and call herself the sun and I\u2019d be into it. I don\u2019t care that her body is made from the alien technology found in Independence Day<\/em>, I\u2019m all in. Not that I wasn\u2019t into her before, it\u2019s just that my attraction to her used to put my brain in a pretzel, as it goes against everything I believe to support the Kardashians.<\/p>\n Well, f*ck it. Moral principles be damned. Kylie Jenner is the hottest thing going these days and I don\u2019t care who knows it.<\/p>\n So, why\u2019s Kylie trotting around Los Angeles in her lingerie other than to redirect my blood flow?<\/p>\n Well, apparently she was dressed this way to attend a business meeting. Ultimate power move on Kylie\u2019s part, showing up to close a business deal in her underwear. Whoever is on the other side of that table becomes immediately distracted as soon as she enters the room, thus giving up leverage to the Kardashians.<\/p>\n\n