{"id":13422,"date":"2017-02-17T07:11:48","date_gmt":"2017-02-17T07:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=13422"},"modified":"2017-02-17T07:11:48","modified_gmt":"2017-02-17T07:11:48","slug":"hilarious-satellite-weather-forecast-suggests-giant-penis-heading-australia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefastfashion.com\/?p=13422","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious satellite weather forecast suggests a giant penis is heading for Australia"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>The phallic-like formation was spotted on a satellite image of Queensland by an eagle-eyed viewer who said &#8216;crazy storm on the way&#8217;<\/h2>\n<p>A weather map in Australia has attracted giggles after appearing to forecast a giant penis.<\/p>\n<p>The phallic -like formation was spotted on a satellite image of Queensland by local Nicko Mickle when he was checking the weather conditions this week.<\/p>\n<p>On Monday Nicko wrote: &#8220;Crazy a**e storm on its way to Qld&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Looks likes old Toowoomba is about to cop a floggin&#8217; too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Toowoomba, a town in southeast Queensland west of Brisbane, appeared to be directly underneath the member.<\/p>\n<p>Nicko shared the image from a weather website with his friends.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He said: &#8220;It&#8217;s been a bit of a laugh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Chronicle newspaper in Toowoomba reported Nicko&#8217;s image had generated a lot of interest in the town which has a population of 110,000.<\/p>\n<p>A spokeswoman for the Bureau of Meteorology in Australia said they did not believe the map was &#8220;generated by the Bureau, although it may have been generated from Bureau data&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The phallic-like formation was spotted on a satellite image of Queensland by an eagle-eyed viewer who said &#8216;crazy storm on the way&#8217; A weather map in Australia has attracted giggles after appearing to forecast a giant penis. 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