You want to hear the craziest statistical fact, maybe ever? No, it\u2019s not about Joe Dimaggio\u2019s 56-game hit streak. And no, it isn\u2019t that J. Cole went platinum with no features, although that comes in at a close second. It\u2019s that Britney Spears is only 35 years old. For comparison, Katy Perry is 32. I don\u2019t know about you, but I feel like Britney Spears is at least 20 years older than Katy Perry. I know the math doesn\u2019t compute, but I\u2019ve never really been a data guy. I\u2019m a gut guy. And my gut says Britney Spears strikes me as if she\u2019s 47 years old.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m by no means a Britney Spears hater. She was a staple of my childhood and at her peak was as hot as basically anyone ever. And I\u2019m totally sympathetic to the fact that being that <\/em>famous that <\/em>young f*cks with you. I\u2019m just saying, Britney Spears seems like she\u2019s been around for two lifetimes.<\/p>\n That said, even though she\u2019s still young for the Earth but like still very old, she\u2019s still looking fine as hell these days. If our wives look like this at 35, we\u2019ve won. I think.<\/p>\n